Desperatembrace

Ask!   Talk!   This is my blog where I just dick around and find funny pictures. Fun stuff.

prncssbee:

I want to drop everything and just travel the world with someone who wants to just as much as I do

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coral-greef:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

EATS FALLS ASLEEP

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— 43 minutes ago with 124154 notes

catbountry:

andrysb24:

wheelchair-warrior:

bigmamag:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

locaoverloki:

prodigium-in-the-tardis:

amarilloo:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

we-avenge-if-we-want-to:

triggafiasco:

loki-cat:

iamladyloki:

C R Y I N G OMG

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
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oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

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HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

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can’t forget these

THESE ARE GOLDEN

Spiderman memes were one of my earliest experiences with the internet and with Tumblr and they will always be the greatest

I’ve seen these countless times and they still crack me up so much. I just hate when they appear on my dash at work. So hard not to laugh maniacally

Goddamn I love me some Spider-Man memes.

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— 48 minutes ago with 375558 notes
#marvel  #meme 

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

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— 53 minutes ago with 97315 notes

neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

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— 53 minutes ago with 40204 notes
#video  #pFT 
shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via totoroko)

— 55 minutes ago with 35062 notes

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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— 57 minutes ago with 58411 notes

zanemalicks:

canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real

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— 58 minutes ago with 40946 notes
me making decisions in video games:*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life:well what's the worse that could happen
— 58 minutes ago with 15290 notes

zeekubeast:

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

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— 1 hour ago with 117904 notes
#me  #truth 

donesparce:

donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

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i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me

just a trail of sneaking

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— 6 hours ago with 11982 notes